Ben Stiller as a soccer coach.
Not MLS… But Division 1! He is yelling! He is yelling a lot! He is yelling so much that his veins are swelling, like until he gets purple! No not just red!
He is also evil! He is giving tactics like “Brake their legs! Fuck fair play alright?!”
And his technical knowledge about soccer is mad low. He is yelling like “I tell you guys to score a goal but you get scored by 3 goals!” , “Dripple the ball! Dripple towards away goal!” , “Pass to the free team mate!” ?!
He also gives touchy speeches at the locker room. “I mean. No. We need to win. I mean I am gonna be fired… and many of you too… And I’ve got a family… I know you got families. So, do this for your family!”
Attacks the referee. Gets suspension. For 5 weeks. But he is not banned from the stadium. So he still comes to the games and yells to the players with a megaphone from the bleachers.
He gets to be good friends of key players and he shares stuff like these while they drink a beer in 15 minutes: “You know why I am in soccer business? Like everyone man. I couldn’t make it at the World Series you know. I obviously was not a NBA type. I couldn’t make it at football neither. Ice…Pff just was too expensive. Even training 3 times a week is like 100 bucks! If you want the ice all to yourself for special training you need to close the place and pay a grant for a night. So, out of option I chose soccer. I actually hate this crap! I mean offside, corner, touch and bullshit like that. Yellow and red cards?! I mean what the fuck! This is like a 5 year old level! You know what I mean?”
And he wins.